Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Substitute bloggery

hello shiny blog. I am Alex, the oft mentioned, long suffering Alex. Tom is too tired and ill (he has a severe case of man flu/cold) to write. He apologises for neglecting you for so long and i have somehow stolen the computer away from him....muhahahahaha!

Since babyshambles not much has happened really. Uni would be a great thing if only someone hadn't stuck all this work in the way. Tom went to formal to celebrate the joy of friendship with Vicky and danced the night away at Fez to the sounds of Fat Poppadaddy's. He also went to the cinema at the weekend to see A Cock and Bull story. Which was fun. He did not, despite reports from Vicky, have cooties. Which was lucky.

Other than that it has been a fairly standard week of much communal cooking and drinking. For that is how we all choose to live. We are also doing vet reproduction and animal behaviour. Which has lead to fascinating facts such as
1. Bonobo monkeys are the only other animals which "french kiss"
2. They are also the only other animals which have sex in the missionary position.

Jamie Frost - you are a legend in your own lifetime over here at Clare!

So signing off from my stand-in bloggage
Alex xxxx

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

someone tell me what cooties are???

Tom Ward said...

Good old google!!

Cooties is an American and Canadian slang term generally used by children to denote an unspecified state of repulsion, particularly towards another person, usually of the opposite sex ("Ugh, she has cooties!") Originally the term meant body lice, but over the generations this became generalised first to any sort of lice, including head lice, then later still to purely imaginary stand-ins for just about anything that is considered repulsive.

Tom Ward said...

Vicky was "repulsed" that alex was going on a date with a boy who "might have cooties". Hehe.

Anonymous said...

luckily i didn't...but it was a close run thing

Tom Ward said...

Close run eh!? Well I never. is that because I am already quite cootie-like, or because the cooties are hot on my tail and it is only my superb personal hygeine keeping them away...?

:p

I'm glad you don't think I have cooties :D

xxx

Anonymous said...

Why am I so legendary?!

Tom Ward said...

because... well, just because you are. jamiefrost.co.uk is an institution.