Auditions, Buildings made of Salmon, Wedding Cakes gone Wrong and Gherkins

Saturday:

• 7.50am: Wake up - check emails
• 8.00am: Hobble into shower.
• 8.01am: Lose toes to frost-bite.
• 8.03am: Using vet-commando skill, reconnect toes and resume shower with water so hot that it would burn anyone who still had the ability to feel warmth
• 8.14am: Leave shower, getting bowl and milk from kitchen in process to reduce number of times need to leave room
• 8.15am: Sit infront of electric heater.
• 8.20am: Eat breakfast
• 8.30am: Shave, clean teeth and dress.
• 8.40am: Meet vetscis at porter's lodge. Comment on cold. Wish you were still in bed.
• 9.00am: Reproduction lecture on fetal preparations, maturations or some other "-tion" involving stupid numbers of hormones. If in doubt say progesterone. Or blame cortisol. It's always bloody cortisol.
• 9.55am: Leave lecture! You're done for the weekend
• 10.20am: Am back from lecture! Hooray. Go visit Andrew Bates.
• 10.30am: Eat brownies at Alex's house. Mmmm
• 11.00am: Band rehersal. Goes well
• 11.37am: Finish rehersal, do some "work" - i.e. check emails excessively and write to E-mentee.
• 13.15: Second rehersal. Goes well.
• 13.40: Speak to Omega
• 14:00: have audition. Mess up slightly on picking because can't feel fingers. Is ok. Interviewees understand.
• 14:21: Walk to English/Languages faculty with Jen.
• 14:23: See Greg. Say Hi.
  
• 14:26: Arrive. See English faculty. Comment that it looks like a Salmon in building form.
• 14:27: See what you think is the Languages faculty. Be astounded at its beauty.
• 14:27 and 30 seconds: Be told that that is infact the Law faculty. Be directed to the actually languages faculty.
• 14:28: feel sick at the sight of Mingland.
• 14:30: give back Dave's book. He has to pay a fine. 20p. Hahahahaaha. Thank God for the Veterinary Anatomy Library. You can't borrow books. And half of them are French so you'd never want to! Hooray! Thank god for vets.
• 15:00: Go to Sainsbury's. Buy everything in the world ever. Including gherkins, mangos and edam.
  
• 15:40: return from sainsburys and cook exciting microwave meals, and eat mangos and be happy!
• 16:40: settle down to do some work
• 16:45: go see Alex because she is lovely and I don't really want to work.
• 17:30: settle down to do some work... Actually do work!
• 19:10: Alex comes round and you eat Edam sandwiches.
• 19:15: Walk with Jen and Alex to West Road where you watch concert of amazingness.
• 22:20: Concert finishes. Walk home. Complain that Rutter's Requiem isn't as good as Mozart's. It isn't. Really. Demonstrate how Mozart's requiem could be played on electric guitar. It could. Really. Dudullududu "confudatis, malledictis" etc...
• 22:40: Braeside party is kinda empty.
  
• 23:00: braeside party fills up. Bethmo bangs his head. Andrew deserts Thad.
• 00:00: Lure thad out of kitchen with celery
• 01:10: Bed!!